About pETER (Future/Present) Peter Automatic is People Magazine's Most Interesting Person of 2020 and Time Magazine's Sexiest Thing To Ever Walk the Face of The Earth. He has 100 Grammy’s all of which have been embedded in platinum, packed into an indestructible time capsule and shot into the core of the Earth where they will remain until the end of all time. He has written seventeen autobiographies all of which have been translated into thirty-two languages. Peter has won two Nobel Prizes; one for making Extravagant and Unwarranted Claims and the other For Innovative Use of Capitalization on AOL Instant Messenger Spurring the misCapitalization Craze of the of the late 90's.
When not working on the Large Hadron Super Collider under the Swiss-French border, Peter spends his time in Philadelphia, creating disco synth Casio-pop, getting cute girls to buy him drinks and trying his best not to let this massive amount of success go to his head.
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